Healthy feeding.
What kind of food is right for your cat and how often should you feed your favourite?
Amount of food depends on many factors like:
â¢Â   Life – energetic cats have to eat more
â¢Â   Age- young cats have a higher demand for food
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
ReddEnandotN
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!
TodLeymanrp
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A:
Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
ReubenSatordizE
A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old
upturned tin bath with a poker.
"What do you think you're doing?" she
demanded.
"I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy.
"Where is the baby?" asked his Mum.
"Under the bath."
TorranNorcrossBX
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !
ArianceKingswellgQ
Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday
would be nice...
AnssonKalvinog
Q: How many Agents does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will screw in just about
anything.
GerritEvelynVl
How would you get four reindeer
in
a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get
four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
HuldiberahtHarelacheGx
How many social
scientists does it take to
change a light bulb?
None. Social scientists do not change light
bulbs; they search for the
root cause as to why the last one went
out.
ElphinBennieaf
My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !
WethrleahGlendonCj